functional adult 3d model

I'm looking for a simple custom 3D model for an anniversary gift. The design is a minimalist, non-gendered person sitting cross-legged, wearing a slightly oversized T-shirt that says "FUNCTIONAL ADULT." The figure should be split vertically down the middle into two separate pieces. There is no locking or interlocking mechanism. The inside face of each half should simply be flat, so the two pieces can be placed next to each other and sit flush to form the complete person. Each half should also be able to sit upright on a desk independently when separated. When together: FUNCTIONAL ADULT is readable and the figure looks complete. When separated: Each person gets half of the figure and half of the phrase. The final model should be suitable for 3D printing, preferably with STL files for each half. I eventually plan to have the pieces printed in metal. I'm looking for a simple sculptural design rather than a mechanically engineered puzzle.